Ok, internet, you’ve got me. There’s enough of a market for JoJo’s Dating Sims that we have to have two in parallel development. (edit: since posting, they’ve made it so you have to have a password to enter the page. The password is tokijojo. Make sure to click the button and not just hit enter.)
Remember Tokimeki Memorial? It was a Konami dating sim based around a high school. I learned of it first through the hidden SD SNATCHER game in LA-MULANA. It’s going to be based on that structure specifically the Girl’s Side sub-series. The only character’s revealed so far are the JoJo of Parts 1 through 4, Caeser as a sub-character, and Dio as “???”
The story is in it’s most basic infancy. JoJo Characters attend Morioh High School: DATE THEM. The art looks nice and consistently designed. The only thing really lacking from it is that if the character isn’t Joseph, they look pretty normal, and Joseph only really has his scarf. I know that they need to make it more like a normal setting for the type of game, but I don’t want to date humdrum Joseph going to school. I need to date the crazy fab man who can make volcanoes erupt because of how totally sweet he is. Also, Dio. It’s DIO. He just doesn’t look right in a fancy Miles Edgeworth suit. He doesn’t even have the cravat.
I guess I can’t be too mad. It’s not real after all. Yep, this is all a big joke. If you look at the production staff and release dates, it’s the Speedwagon Foundation releasing it in 20XX, so we will never get to see it. Maybe in the far off future after the nuclear war that manages to spare all the PSPs, Kenshiro can play it and wonder why that Johnathan guy looks kinda like him.
Hey, at least we still have the real one.
(Credit to Crunchyroll for the original article)
