A whole new set of Josuke taunts has come down the pipe from the JoJo F2C blog. This set contains four of the most important people for taunting Josuke’s hair:
Giorno: That’s a unique hairstyle. Is it Frenchbread?
Johnathan: It’s like one of Danny’s turds! Zeppeli!
Josuke: What’s that nonsense on your head? It’s like a turban shell.
Jolyne: It’s like a turban shell.
Joseph: Look at the hotdog head!! I want to see your parent’s face!!
Rohan: Wasn’t that old fashioned 20 or 30 years ago?
JoJolion Josuke: Josuke Higashikata… Is your hair that stupid looking because you’re a stand user, or is it natural?
Wham: What’s with your head!? You’re taunting me into a duel!
The only off thing is that I don’t know where that guy got these from. He also listed Dio “cow shit” taunt and Johnny’s “No, it’s great. Super cool,” one, so it’s consistent, but I wanted to remember Josuke already having one for himself that went something like “Your hair can never compare to mine,” and he also lists one for Trish that’s something along the lines of “It’s like two different foods!” It’s just a little strange on those, the rest follow fine, especially Joseph’s.
Now I just need to see Koichi’s. I thought he would end up getting a really milquetoast one because he’s Koichi, but Johnny’s got that covered. What will his be like?
